Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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