remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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