She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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