I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I'm going to jail i love you
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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