ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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