This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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