problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I puked a lego.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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