they need to just BURY HIM!
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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