so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
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