I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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