Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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