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don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"

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you make me proud to be your friend

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(712): View more from Iowa

Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.

(714): View more from California

Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."

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(907): View more from Alaska

I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.

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(518): View more from New York

Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.

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(817): View more from Texas

How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?

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(416): View more from Toronto

The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.

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I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see

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