idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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