Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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