I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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