If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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