I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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