Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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