You work out of a Hotel?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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