so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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