I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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