so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
God, I missed his penis.
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