i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Rumble strips road head = magical
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
