bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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