is your mom at the bar?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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