Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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