I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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