Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I need to calm my uterus...
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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