So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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