I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
