Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
God I need to hump something, right now.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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