we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
