Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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