So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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