my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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