I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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