I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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