erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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