how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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