Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
The Olympian is in my bed
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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