I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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