He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i came on her dog
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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