were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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