youre lurking in front of me
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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