butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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