How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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