After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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