It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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