Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
