Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
they're like a gay fantastic four
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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