haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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