exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
i think i just lost a toe
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
