What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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