What a fucking waste of an outfit
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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