Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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