If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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