david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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