He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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