Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Randomize
