Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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