White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
it's not cheating when I paid for it
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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